Cellino V Barnes

“Cellino V. Barnes”: The Off-Broadway Comedy You Can’t Miss!

If you were born anytime before 1990 you probably found yourself humming the “Cellino and Barnes, injury attorneys, call 1-800-888-8888” jingle (you probably just heard it in your head as you read it). These two personal injury lawyers, Ross Cellino Jr. and Steve Barnes, are more than just a catchy tune—they’re the stars of the new Off-Broadway comedy, “Cellino V. Barnes,” which premiered at Asylum NYC on July 23 and is running through October 13.

This hilarious dark comedy dives deep into the wild history of these lawyers who turned a small Buffalo-based firm into a legal empire stretching from New York City to Los Angeles. Written by Mike B. Breen and David Rafailedes and directed by Wesley Taylor and Alex Wyse, “Cellino V. Barnes” brings to life the duo’s meteoric rise, their unforgettable advertising, and the chaotic breakup that had everyone talking. Think you know the whole story? Think again!

Described as “a riotous romp” through the ups and downs of their professional and personal lives, the play stars Eric William Morris as Ross Cellino and Noah Weisberg as Steve Barnes. With these two talented actors at the helm, you can expect non-stop laughs as the play explores the absurdity of their partnership, from their over-the-top advertising antics to their intense legal battles.

This is not your typical courtroom drama! The show first wowed audiences in pop-up performances across New York City, where it was performed in spaces designed to look like law offices. Now, it’s ready to take Off-Broadway by storm.

The production promises a unique blend of comedy and drama, capturing the ambition, rivalry, and unexpected twists of a partnership that changed the landscape of personal injury law forever. Don’t miss your chance to see the show that NY Magazine’s approval matrix rated equal parts “Highbrow” and “Brilliant”!

“Cellino V. Barnes” at Asylum NYC—a show that’s sure to be as memorable as its iconic jingle!